— Unicorns are a symbol of virginity. Reblog if you’re still a unicorn.

e-aster-bunnymund-lover:

wookiemistake:

umarazaoparaviver:

Forever a Unicorn. No one is majestic enough to ride me.

Well shit

(Source: suicidalvampire)

bloodbending:

demoncolbert:

OH MY GOD

i went into the bank and asked what day it was and the teller said “march 26th” so i asked “and the year?” and she kinda looked at me for a second before saying “2012”. i threw my hands up in the air and yelled “IT WORKED” before turning to leave.

THEN AS I WAS JOGGING OUT OF THE BANK SOME OTHER DUDE CAME UP TO ME LIKE “HOLY CRAP, YOUR MACHINE WORKED TOO?” AND WE HIGH FIVED AND RAN OFF.

WHAT IF HE WAS ACTUALLY A TIME TRAVELER

— THERE ARE FOUR KINDS OF FANFICTION

eatsleepcrap:

ANGST

FLUFF

CRACK

AND… *AHEM*